How to know if you’re ready to get odd.

a short, honest list. some of it will tell you to not hire us yet, which is a strange thing to put in a lead magnet, and that’s sort of the point.

what’s in it:

–   the four things that need to be true before marketing does anything for you

–   how to tell if your problem is marketing or the business underneath it

–   what to ask an agency before you sign, and what the answers should sound like

–   the number you should actually be tracking, which isn’t followers

two minutes · eight questions · no email needed to see the answer

are you ready to get odd?

a short, honest quiz. some answers will tell you not to hire us yet, which is a strange thing to put on an agency website, and that's sort of the point.

no scores out of ten. no "book a strategy session". just a straight answer and what to do about it.

    want the full list? four things that need to be true before marketing does anything for you. one email, then we leave you alone.

    done. check your inbox in a minute. no sequence of twelve emails, promise.

    we don't store your answers anywhere unless you give us your email, and even then it's just so we know what to send you.